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The Top 10 CS:GO caster calls

by theScore Staff Oct 27

Can't get enough sick caster calls? Great! Here are some more.

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10. DDK - Is There Time?

Hellraiser’s Emil "kUcheR" Akhundov’s clutch defuse against Vexed Gaming might be one of the most intense in the history of CS:GO and caster Daniel “ddk” Kapadia made sure everyone in the audience knew it.

Even though the match was only a qualifier, you can bet kUcheR felt like a Major champion after that round.

9. Babam - WHAT?!?!

This caster call is top 10 material for the same reason The Incredible Kimmy Schmidt has become an international phenomon: pure enthusiasm is inherently funny. Seriously, nobody loves CS:GO quite as much as Rahim "Babam" Abdullaev and it shows as he shouts increasingly hilarious encouragement at Dauren "AdreN" Kystaubayev.

8. James - All The Trimmings

Explaining economy in CS:GO can be a taxing thing. Between force buys, eco rounds and such malarkey, a casual viewer could get confused. Luckily, James Bardolph has you covered with a simple metaphor that will finally make your dad understand why you watch “Call of Medal of Honor-Strike” 24/7.

7. Cotton - One! Two! Three!

Brandon "c0tton" Miao did his best impression of The Count from Sesame Street as he summed up this sick ambush from Michael "shroud" Grzesiek with three simple digits.

Though, considering the fact that C9 were playing against iBUYPOWER, it's possible they were just taking a fall.

6. Sado - Rap God

Matthew "Sadokist" Trivett is a man of many talents: CS:GO caster, race car driver and surprisingly, Rap God. At the very least, the internet made him one after his rapid fire knife round casting at DreamHack Malmo 2016 made the rounds on the remix circuit.

5. Machine - Stop It GuardiaN!

Has an ace ever been too cruel to the other team? According to Alex “Machine” Richardson, GuardiaN’s AWP ace against mousesports in ESL Pro League Season 4 crossed that line and then some.

4. Semmler - Happy's Deagle Ace

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Vincent "Happy" Cervoni Schopenhauer’s Deagle Ace at the DreamHack Open London in 2015 is widely regarded as one of the best moments in all of pro CS:GO. It’s made even better by Auguste "Semmler" Massonnat’s succinct appraisal of Peter "dupreeh" Rothmann as he watched his teammates get gunned down.

3. James - He Had One Button Dan!

Have you ever seen a play that made you question reality? James Bardolph certainly did at the ESL One Cologne 2016 Major as he watched Na`Vi’s Oleksandr "s1mple" Kostyliev pull off a 1v2 that should have been impossible with not one, but two no-scopes.

2. Anders - Hiko Are You Kidding Me?

Nobody puts Spencer “Hiko” Martin in a corner… without getting shot to bits. For instance, at ESL One Cologne 2014 the American players’ epic 3K against Dignitas was so perfectly executed it had Anders Blume to exclaim what everybody watching from home was thinking.

1. Sado - Snax Pistol Play

When you call yourself something like “snax,” you should expect people on the casting desk to make up some really dumb puns at your expense.

However, Sadokist dropped the mother of all dad jokes at ESL One New York 2016 when he described Janusz "snax" Pogorzelski’s 1v4 Clutch against Na`Vi in the Big Apple as “The Big Apple and snax is hungry.”

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